Diets are a fad!

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Diets are a fad and…

No food is a sin said my size 8 mate

Pounds from your bank have the biggest loss,

Not the pounds from your weight.

 

For a fiver a week

she said that she would examine the scale,

Then congratulate or scold,

maybe call me a beached whale.

 

I gazed across the table

at her petite frame,

I had visions of her coming to a slimmers meeting,

and declaring to all that the food was free of blame.

 

My group support chums

would gasp with despair,

“Its alright for her…

A lady who sees a cake as a food to share”