Diets are a fad and…
No food is a sin said my size 8 mate
Pounds from your bank have the biggest loss,
Not the pounds from your weight.
For a fiver a week
she said that she would examine the scale,
Then congratulate or scold,
maybe call me a beached whale.
I gazed across the table
at her petite frame,
I had visions of her coming to a slimmers meeting,
and declaring to all that the food was free of blame.
My group support chums
would gasp with despair,
“Its alright for her…
A lady who sees a cake as a food to share”